Momma's Boy

Oh, c'mon, man! That was such trash! Stupid lag compensation BS! I totally got that guy first! I was on a huge killstreak and that stupid lag compensation garbage ruined it! I so shoulda had my nuke on that! I HATE THIS GAME!

Hey, mom. Mom! MOM!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! I NEED MORE DEW! MY DOUBLE XP IS ABOUT TO RUN OUT AND I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE DOWN HERE!

I DON'T CARE IF YOUR BRIDGE CLUB IS HERE! I! NEED! MORE! DEW! AND ANOTHER BAG OF DORITIOS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

DON'T TELL ME I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I KNOW WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! NOW BRING ME MY ^@(^#&(!* MOUNTAIN DEW!!

It's about time you got your lazy self down here. Hey, where's my dew?! I TOLD YOU TO BRING ME A DEW! DON'T MAKE ME CALL DAD AGAIN!

No! He does too care! He said that when he was gone I was man of the house and since he's gone that means you do what I tell you! NOW, GO GET ME A DEW!

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY WENCH?!! DON'T #$%^&*ING TOUCH MY XBOX!! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU UNPLUG THAT I'M GONNA GO CRAY CRAY ON YOUR OLD FACE! Mom....

Mom....no. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST BEAT MY XBOX WITH A GOLF CLUB! THAT'S SO UNFAIR!!

You know what, mom? Just for that I'm gonna put you in the worst possible nursing home I can find like tomorrow. I HAATE YOU! I! HATE! YOU!!!!! Can't believe you just destroyed my entire life! I'm glad you have cancer! THEN WHEN YOU DIE YOU CAN'T SCREW WITH MY GAMES ANYMORE! HURRY UP AND CROAK! YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHh!!!!!